butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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