SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let's paint friendship bongs
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
