Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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