I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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