hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
operation harelip BJ is a go
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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