Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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