I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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