i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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