Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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