Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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