I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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