hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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