I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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