my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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