Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Come on in and take your pants off
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