he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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