worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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