just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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