11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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