so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Are we still banned from the library?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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