I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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