I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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