found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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