i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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