I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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