My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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