Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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