garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wish my penis had an off switch
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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