Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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