It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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