I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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