omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
farters have to be the big spoon...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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