have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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