so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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