she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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