You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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