I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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