I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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