do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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