No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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