I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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