that's an acceptable place to lick
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
