Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
