Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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