And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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