WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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