Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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