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I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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