You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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