I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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