All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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