at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
And then he peed in my hair
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