Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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